I sold my wife…
When we first moved to Virginia one of the things we had to do was to get Disorder settled in the local cubscout pack. So we find the next even and just show up – The annual “Night Hike”. So I track down the leader of the Den that would be taking Andrew in, a [...]
To the Car Store:
My wife brought this to my attention, and while I’m posting a link to the PDF, I’ll translate it here for you: ToTheCarStore “To Some Family: Please take good care of our station-wagon. From: Aidan” What makes this so special is that Aidan – who I usually refer to as “Panic” spent the time to [...]
Belated Father’s Day Thoughts…
Well Father’s day has kind of come and gone for me and I thought I would take this opportunity to explain why fathers day is kind of a fucked up day for me. I’m proud of being a father. I’m forever excited that I made the opportunity to become a father, though as my wife [...]
4-year-old for sale…cheap…
Tonight I sent this tweet – and I’ll explain. It’s now 10pm and I’m just sitting down to dinner. My dinner is consisting of: 2x PB&J Sandwiches. 2x Smirnoff Ice coolers. Now let me explain why. Across the room on the loveseat sits my beloved 4-year-old-who-I’m-seriously-considering-selling-to-the-gypsies-since-walmart-won’t-take-him-back-thanks-to-my-having-lost-the-receipt… It’s 10pm. We went through the bedtime routine, had [...]
Sarah’s Palin…..
Sarah Palin can kiss my ass. Seriously…though someone might want to warn her that as she leans in I can turn around really fast… So David Letterman made a joke. Funny that, he’s a comedian. He makes jokes. Usually at the expense of celebrities. I’d like to know what the Palin’s think they are if [...]
Another year older…..
…and yup, deeper in debt. This has been an interesting year. So much so that I don’t even know where to start. So I’ll break my hard and fast rule and post bullet-points: My accomplishments for the 2008-2009 model year: Down-Notes: Watching the banks melt down. Watching my own personal finances melt down. Blaming the [...]
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