Friends..
Life is too short to pursue friendships with people who obviously aren’t interested.
Online it’s very easy to say to people, “Sure, if you’re ever in the area, stop by, we’ll hang out!” with all the enthusiasm in the world.
Don’t say it unless you mean it.

Flaking Out
Because disingenuous people suck, and when someone sends an email saying, “Hey, I’m going to be in town next week, let’s finally hang out!” well radio silence sucks ass.
If you’re going to be a friend, be a friend. If you’re going to be a flake, well you are what you are and there’s really not much to be done about it.
And thanks to the real friends. Both of you.






I better be on the real list gawddamnit
Well Duh…