Conflict!
Women confuse me. Ok, well that’s not a news flash. I think women confuse most men. In the movies 2001/2010 we’re introduced to Hal. A “thinking” computer that goes nuts because he’s given conflicting instructions. He’s built to process information without distortion or concealment, but when the NSA tells him to lie about the monolith [...]
It’s not a school day…
My youngest son’s favorite whine/cry/scream when he doesn’t want to go to school.. “But it’s not a school day!” Yes, actually it is. The problem with having kids is that I have a good memory. I remember what *I* used to think as a kid. I’m also grown-up enough to know how incredibly wrong I [...]
Photographic Memory sucks…
My brain is *SUCH* an asshole. I have a photographic memory, but I have *ZERO* control over it. I recall the strangest stuff but usually can’t remember where I left my keys. I had another life. Before this one. Before the kids, before my wife (well, after her, but before this iteration.) I was married [...]
Father’s Day Part 2 – The Family’s Revenge
(If you don’t care about the trainwreck that is my family, you can skip this post. It’s really intended for an audience of one – but as I *AM* a blogger and it’s my nature to air dirty-laundry online…here goes) Wow – I forgot that my sister reads my blog from time to time. I [...]
To my dad on father’s day…(Rated R)
Dear Dad. You’ve been dead now for 13 years and as I don’t believe in any form of afterlife I know that you’ll never know how I feel. This isn’t for you this is for me. Fuck you. You were never a father to me, or more specifically, you were never my “Dad” You made [...]
Multiple Universes…
One theory – The universe is a bubble, one bubble among many, like soapsuds. Not all of them have life, not all of them have the same rules we do. We can’t know. We have consciousness, which is to say, we are aware of ourselves. But that’s really about ALL we’re aware of. We have [...]
Every workplace has one… *RANT*
But I work in government, so there are several in mine. But one in particular makes me rethink my position on workplace violence on a daily basis. You know the type that makes you daydream of dangling someone by a foot off the tallest building around, knowing that your upper body strength sucks and that it would [...]
An Early Father’s Day Post
Well, the time has come. Yet another in a series of manufactured holidays intended to encourage us to go out and spend money we don’t have on stuff we don’t need. Luckily women have it much easier than men most of the time when it comes to gift shopping. Tools or small personal electronics and [...]
To the *Childfree by choice* idiots:
I wrote this comment in response to a post on the ChildFreedom blog, which is apparently a site for people who don’t have kids to bitch about the lame decision they think people who do have kids made. Just remember Einstein, our kids are going to run the world you grow old and infirm in, [...]
A Monday Thought -
Isaac Newton was a genius. That’s undisputed. He was also wrong. It’s important to note that while Newton was on the right track with gravity, his logic was fundamentally flawed and as a result his theory and understanding were 100% wrong. The flaw in newtonian physics lies in assuming that objects are attracted to each [...]
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